so today, i'm minding my business and my mom and dad's good friend (who is currently living with us) comes home drunk.
He walks upstairs to where I am sitting and says, "So, I know your mind is probably fucked up cause you're bored."
I looked at him and replied, "Nah, I'm straight. I've been sitting at home all night.. nothing too exciting."
He unzips his pocket and pulls out something metal. He looked me in the eyes and said, "Do you want to hit this?"
I turned him down.
BUMMER. can I invent a time machine that throws me back ten minutes ago?
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